Hey dudes. I wanted to talk a little about how to argue like a liberal… a TRUE liberal. The key is to mindlessly regurgitate prefabricated talking points in a completely incoherent fashion. This will confuse anyone with opposing views and they will be left with no option other than to fully embrace your words as gospel truth.

The more inconsistent the better. The biggest thing to remember is to not think. If you are thinking, you are doing it wrong. So, I’ve thrown together a quick video with examples of topics you may find yourself ideologically addressing. Take notes, dudes, and be prepared to launch the most illogical defense of liberalism you can muster!