Hey dudes, Flip here. Allow me to introduce myself. I’m just your average privileged white pretentious opinionated liberal, ravaged by white guilt and an unmerited sense of entitlement.

I was raised to whole-heatedly embrace the idea that everyone should get a trophy, regardless of skill, accomplishment, or even effort. I love chai tea, grain-fed free-range meat, and Bernie Sanders. I hate pollution, free market capitalism, and Republicans. Join me on my crazy journey through this thing we call life!